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Welcome and so forth. This web page is primarily to allow pople to read Shock Treatment. A humorous novel set in contemporary times. It is British humour, and so will not suit some. It does contain swearing and profanity, so again not for some and not for children. Do not download the novel if you are not prepared to accept that it contains swearing and profanity.
Set in North Wales, it describes the events in a small town that take place over seven days. It features powerful, evil forces bent on the destruction of the Earth, combated by heroines that drink too much and heroes, that on the whole would rather be watching Prisoner Cell Block H.
Featuring:-
Clarence - the Alsatian Dog that dreams of being a Crocodile.
Janey - A Traffic Warden with a fondness for Megaphones
Happy and Mad Jack - the first Earthmen to collide with a Spaceship
The incredible sport of Rollerwindsurfing
Devastation wrought by municiple machinery
The first Norton in space
Geo-stationary orbital monoliths, intergalactic Hate-O-Grams
And the truth about what really happened to the Druids
Some comments about Shock Treatment
"I stayed up until after midnight last night to finish reading the last six chapters of Shock Treatment and the introduction to the sequel. I really enjoyed reading the story and the intro to the next installment is a scream!" - Laury Walkley (UK)
"Absolutely f*cking loved it. The whole thing was great, and if I was a bone idle professional writer i'd offer to edit for you, just for the satisfaction of furthering the cause of getting it published." - James Beresford (UK)
Please also be aware that this material is copyrighted. You may download it and read it all at no cost, but this does not give you permission to reproduce it in anyway (accept for the following). You may pass copies of the first 10 chapters to others in digital format, but only if it is complete in every way and you acknowledge the authorship, ownership and copyright (I.E. they all belong to me) of the original work.
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